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Welcome, gents, to the Loaded Casting Couch WebcamThis is where our fantastic Casting Couch girls audition LIVE before a Webcam, so you can see all the sexy action in real time as it happens. Unfortunately, there are no girls auditioning at present. Sorry. We’ve probably all had to go have a cold shower or a good lie down. It’s hard work, this, you know. Meanwhile, check out these amazing galleries to see who’s been in, and taken ’em off, for Loaded’s infamous models round-up.
Be sure to come back every Friday afternoon, when there will be new, stunning models in the Loaded office, getting their kit off and being photographed cavorting on our well-worn leather Chesterfield.
In the meantime, be good.
Sara, 20
A woman comments to her husband 'The rise in petrol prices doesn't effect me, as I only ever put £30 in.'
Sian, 22 & Louisa, 24
Q. What do men and toilets have in common?
A. They're either vacant, engaged or full of crap!
Hollie, 22
Q.How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A.Three! One to mix the batter and two to peel the smarties!
Michelle, 19 & Liz, 24
A woman looks in a mirror and says to her husband:
"I feel awful, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband says "Your eyesights perfec
Eloise, 23 & Jodie, 22
Q: Why shouldn’t you stand behind the Devil in a queue at the Post Office?
A: Because the Devil takes many forms.
Jessica, 21
Q.Why shouldn’t you stand behind the Devil in a queue at the Post Office?
A.Because the Devil takes many forms.
Jane, 22
HUSBAND:Shall we try a new position tonight?
WIFE:That's a good idea... you do the ironing while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Becky, 20
Q: If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?
A: The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen
Alexia, 27
Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who's been telling one too many blonde jokes.
Fiona, 21
Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A. Big holes all over Australia!
Cassy, 27
Two goldfish are in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'
Lauren, 23
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic who stayed awake all night wondering if there was a dog?
Isobel, 20
Two Geordies are in the jungle. 'Are those war drums?' says one.
'No, they're someone else's,' says the other.
Devon, 24
Q. Why do women get all emotional when it's their time of the month?
A. BECAUSE THEY JUST BLOODY DO, ALRIGHT!
Danielle, 22
Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
A. Scared the hell out of the dog.
Eva, 18
Q. What is the difference between Casper and Micheal Jackson?
A. One is pale and scares kids, the other is a friendly ghost!
Clara, 20
Q. Why is a Xmas tree better than a bloke?
A. It's always erect, has cute balls and it looks good with the lights on!
Gemma, 21
Q. Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A. His all-right now!
Ebony, 21
Q. Why are men like snowstorms?
A. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last!
Lindsey & Cassita
Q. What is the definition of suspicious?
A. A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field!
Sam, 20
Q. How can you tell if the bar maid is pissed off at you?
A. There is a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
Louise, 21
Q. What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A. The guy in the middle thinks his so hard!
Rachael, 23
Q: Why are schizophrenics afraid to shave?
A: They don't trust that fucker with the razor.
Valerie, 23
Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
Louise, 19
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Feodosia, 23
Q.Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award?
A.He was out-standing in his field!
Annie, 21
Q.How do you make an elephant float?
A.Take ten elephants, 10 tons of ice cream and five tons of bananas.
Sarah, 24
Q. Why was the washing machine laughing?
A. Because it was taking the piss out of the underpants.
Candice, 20
Q. How many male chauvinists does it take to change a kitchen lightbulb?
A. None. Let her cook in the dark!
Justine, 18
Q: What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that's long and hard?
A: A new surname.
